PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.